“Well I’ve learned very little and I think you’re insane”—Conan O’Brian

MELTING

(via nocturnowl)

So I put on the Tree of Life.. (while I have a very bad headache so my mood is far from patient) and you know it starts out making you think there would be a lot more Sean Penn and Brad Pitt. But no, so far there has been what looks like a combination of clips from the Discovery channel and Walking with Dinosaurs for half an hour (which felt like a fucking hour). The clips consist of the solar system, volcanoes, waterfalls, the ocean, then oh look A DINOSAUR POPS UP. Don’t get me wrong, the cinematography for this was absolutely beautiful but I would have much rather enjoyed it if it had only lasted a minute or two rather than however long that was. Oh look now they are back to the actual movie of Sean Penn finally being born. 

sklapniazastrelme:

When I was in the fourth grade and got glasses my mom convinced me that I needed the ones that wrapped around your ears. This was so I didn’t lose them in gym. They were gold and wirey and big. At the time I thought it was a good idea and still do. Who needed friends when you never lost your glasses?!? eh?

WHO NEEDED FRIENDS WHEN YOU NEVER LOST YOUR GLASSES.

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This post is in example of why you are an avid tumblrist this very day.

sklapniazastrelme:

The truth about the bad girls is they put a bunch of girls in a house together and wait till they are synced up. Then wait till the week it’s their period and film it. It’s the stupidest thing in the world.

DEEZE BITCHEZ IS NASTAY!